I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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