Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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