the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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