when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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