last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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