Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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