What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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