The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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