do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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