Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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