Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
