Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
