I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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