Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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