So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
operation have a gay friend backfired
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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