there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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