uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
