Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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