Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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