On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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