But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
