Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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