You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
there is glitter all over my balls
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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