is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
