one two three fourrrrnication!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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