I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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