Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Never joke about your clitoris.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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