I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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