we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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