I'm really into asian looking animals
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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