would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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