he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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