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I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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