I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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