just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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