Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
