i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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