is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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