i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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