I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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