He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
