Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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