I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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