just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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