Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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