It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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