they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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