i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
