Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
you never un-have a 4some
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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