We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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