Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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