That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
