you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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